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on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb
Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!
by Dittoe November 5, 2023
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cod muffin

When someone giving oral sex puts the whole penis and both testicles in their mouth.
Sarah was sucking Sam's penis when he thrust his balls into her mouth feeding her a cod muffin.
by Jimnado August 17, 2025
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Cod Boomer

A person that’s constantly crying about how “bad” cod is now and whines over every little thing that’s added to the game. They worship the older games to point where they might as well stick a copy on a blowup.

Usually seen under Cods Instagram comments or Twitter.
Person: God! They’re ruining the entire franchise by adding in a Snoop Dogg skin! The old games were never like this

Person 2: stfu Cod Boomer
by Br13 July 27, 2023
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Cod Mod 3

Guy #1: Dude, you want to play Cod Mod 3?"

Guy #2: Huh?

Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?
by TriumphantUnderdog July 10, 2012
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cod-ant

a rogue ant which escapes its colony and reverts to the life of a cod rider. It is a rare creature however it has been spotted riding cods across the colder waters and deeper sea regions throughout the North Atlantic.
The cod-ant travelled gracefully through the water, two minds as one.
by SophTK January 15, 2021
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Murray cod fishhook

The act of fucking a girl doggy style & throwing a line over her head to fishhook her head back so she’s looking at you with those big fish eyes.
My girlfriend really wanted to go fishing, but I only had one rod. Luckily I gave her a Murray cod fishhook, that sorted her right out.
by Badonka March 12, 2024
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cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.
"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."
by GiraPratos April 16, 2017
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