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Danger Tom

a name given to any individual who is straight up fucking crazy. It is also required that said "Danger Tom" is a boyscout and incredibly good looking as to the attract ladies or "bitties".

Having a very large penis is also common / necessary.
"Hey man we should start a fire its getting late!"

"Don't worry well just get danger tom here to do it for us"

*Danger Tom uses Axe spray to start a campfire while burning down half of your tent*
by thickwick October 1, 2010
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Tom nook

A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.
Damn that fucking bitch Tom nook stole all of my FUCKING bells again! AHHHHHHHHH
by anon01992065278 May 6, 2020
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Tom Poolery

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter
Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019
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Tom Baker

A long, wide, wool scraf, simlar to the one worn by Tom Baker on Doctor Who.
Wow, I love your Tom Baker!
by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005
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Tom Hardy

To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.
"So are you on tinder/twitter?"

I hate to do a "Tom Hardy" but I don't need that to get a shag.
by admicu April 15, 2014
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Tom Holland

"Wow Tom Holland is a great Spider-Man"
"You misspelled daddy"
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Tom Morrelo

Probably the most talented guitarist in the whole fucking world. The things he does with a guitar are just fucking amazing. Plays for Audioslave and played for Rage Against the Machine.
Tom Morrelo's solo in Like a Stone is fucking mind blowing live.
by fsdaffsad April 28, 2005
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