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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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Jig swiggered

Person 1: That guy's a homosexual!
Person 2: I'm jig swiggered...
by In a box with your mom March 11, 2010
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fung swagger

the guy version of "feng shui." swagger is a newer term that mean style, pop, or flash.
ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger
by cloud surfer April 25, 2010
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sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.
You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.
by thuc March 15, 2011
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hagar swagger

The late night word that iphone uses for another drunk word unknown to the common person...that could mean something such as this:
Bitch, go fuck yourself,you suck,yo momma,pimpin,whore, slobber lick , twss, round round brown brown, cram cram, slam slam, come on!!!!, outrigger, down rigger, side rigger, monday, hot dog, come over, nite nite, and bitch pudding.
Me: hey girl u still up
U: yeah hagar swagger in just a few

Me: come on!
by Bella6969 May 20, 2011
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Saddle Swagger

A prostitute who lives in Nevada who rides people like horses with swag
"im gonna go find myself a saddle swagger for a fun night. SWAG!"
by pimpin4life September 24, 2011
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conversative Swagger

To have a swagger in how you conversate.
I was talking to my bro earlier and I showed off my conversative swagger.
by Ti Ade Byrz July 8, 2012
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