sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.

Mr. V looks so awesome in that sweatervest. He should wear them everyday.

by The students November 5, 2008

sweaterteeth

It's when after a heavy night of drinking and smoking cigarettes, you have a gross film on your teeth that feel like sweaters...

I woke up and had sweaterteeth on!

by spectralux December 13, 2009

Sweaterbesties

The term used for two people who decide to wear sweater-vests together.

Dude 1: "I hear sweatervests are coming back into style! We just go out and go get some!"

Dude 2: "As long as we don't get matching ones, we can be sweaterbesties!"

Dude 3: "I'm not joining this fad"

by sweatervests101 February 13, 2010

Sweltering

Unbearable hot weather.

I'm absolutely sweltering in this heat.

by Stanmore August 21, 2008

Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.

His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

by youdabestttt November 2, 2011

Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat July 8, 2016

sweatribution

In the unlikely event that one sits in a chair or upon an exercise ball, the surface of which is rubber, the resulting sweat stain that closely resembles a urination accident.

Trish: I HATE going to meetings in Carol's office. She won't turn on her A/C and we have to balance on those stupid exercise balls.

Teague: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to suffer the sweatribution for watching yet another powerpoint about the difference between pixie sticks and fun dip.

by WonJillian June 7, 2011