stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

flesh stranger

n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.

We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.

by Bernard McGraw November 25, 2009

Crescent Park Strangler

A very quick and stealthy individual, if you do not know where it is, it will strangle you and lube your anus with BBQ sauce. It can be seen creeping around waiting for a victim, or using its braids and scope out people. It doesnt talk however, so use extreme caution when faced with this deadly individual. Its also known to make very strange noises. The strangler is known to have no sexual prefrence, and will fuck and kill anything w/ or w/o a pulse

Crescent Park Strangler-"Meep!!!!!"
Everyone else-"Holy shyt its the fuckin crescent park strangler"

by CKsmooth October 13, 2006

strangil

to get off with ones work mate/colleague

-so...wat did u get up to this weekend?
-i strangiled

by Jess5555555 March 4, 2009

Strangerk

1. Someone you don't know who treats you rudely
2. an asshole from somewhere else
3. A creep you've never seen before

1. I was having a good day until some strangerk with out-of-state plates cut me off in traffic.
2. Why do people act like such strangerks when they go somewhere on vacation?
3. I looked out my window and saw some strangerk watching me from the bushes.

by William Reef January 25, 2013

Strangling the pig

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

Stranger Touch

A game which you play with 2+ players where the players touch strangers and aim not to get caught. Bonus points for creepiness, pinning the blame on a friend or touching seemingly scary people.
NB Best played drunk

"I just got caught stranger touching that guy. Looks like its game over for me."

by guesshoomuthafka July 17, 2014