Tit Stew

A wholesome, nutritious stew best served all the time. It is comprised of menstrual juices of Norweigan virgins, along with grade A+ Siberian Thunder Tit. By bringing the juices to a boil, simply chop the thunder tits up to 1/8 inch thick pieces and let simmer for 18 hours. When thunder tit slices prune up and the nipple secret a yellowish white liquid do not be alarmed this is just rancid tit milk, the tits are now done. Next, preheat oven to 10 degrees celsius.... Now take the tits out of the menstrual juices and place in baking pan with two cans of cream of cunt and add breadcrumbs, bake in oven for 2 min. and 16.3 seconds, remove and serve... goes good with a twat and tonic.

HEY MOM! Where is the left over tit stew?

by satchel_page April 30, 2010

stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

by heptune June 15, 2006

stoner stew

boxed kraft macaroni and cheese with or without cut up hotdogs added,tastes really good when stoned

Whats for dinner? How about some stoner stew!

by s.m.gordon August 16, 2008

Stewart

You have not lived till you meet a stewart. Stewarts are the greatest person to be in bad with and has a huge cock all the girl run up to him and all the boys what to be him. Stewarts are very smart.

Stewart is very sexy.

by GffjfzBueacnywsbywsvhfdub May 6, 2018

cammy stew

perform an amazing sexual act

omg u took me like cammy stew

by matey_boy01 May 18, 2009

lamb stew

A sudden bout of incontrovertible diarrhea, most often suffered by a lone bushman with poor culinary agency. Old Australian slang, still used in parts of New South Wales - a minor cultural phenomenon in the earlier part of the twentieth century due to references contained in the bush poetry of Henry Lawson popular at the time. With no known cure for dysentery existing at the time, this particular colloquialism had a sinister connotation since lost with the adoption of greater methods of preserving hygiene.

'He caught upon his bow,
A heartily spooned fondue.
No' where, no' way, no' how,
He felt a 'beefed lamb stew.'

- Excerpt from Henry Lawson's "Hymns from the wilds of Beechboro"

by Sakhalinskii July 7, 2010

boobie stew

a lady or group of ladies (particularly those who are attractive and/or have large breasts) in a hot tub or jacuzzi.

If a guy or guys wants to join ladies in a hot tub, it may sound something like this...
"Hey fellas, lets hit the hot tub. Looks like boobie stew is already brewing!"

by All Up In Ya April 2, 2012