Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.

"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"

by Robert Deagle January 11, 2009

spacebase

smoking crack rocks dipped in PCP

George W. Bush: How much for the spacebase tito?
Tito: 40 a rock you stupid pathetic excuse for a president

by nigger_hater April 29, 2003

spacecamp

v. to send a person in training for a job on the actual job due to an emergency situation. Named after the movie "Space Camp".

Dude, I've only been studying anatomy for a week, and they made me do heart surgery! They totally spacecamped me!

by Duncan September 29, 2005

space surfing

The state of being you obtain when you inhale a balloon of nitrous oxide followed by a long drag off of an amyl. In laiman's terms, a quick 15-20 second magic carpet ride through a caleidoscopic dimension.

Dude, I was space surfing last night and almost fell off of my board!

by happyjack November 4, 2008

Space Invader

Someone who's all up in your face while you're chewing the fat.

Your aunt was a space invader.

by llamamamall August 27, 2010

Space Race

In order to preform this maneuver, you must travel to North Carolina or Tennessee or any other state that sells large fireworks. Right when your girl is turned on and ready to go, pick your rocket and jam it in her butt and light it. You then must commence sexual intercourse with her and finish before you see the pretty colors. This is a popular position to celebrate the birth of America.

Bob - "Hey Fred, why do you look so glum today?"

Fred - "Well Cindy and I did the Space Race last night and I took too long."

by The Krusty Krab September 23, 2011

international space station

A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.

Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013