calm your spirit

Nicest way to tell your gf/bf to shut the FUCK up.

Derrick always tells Esther to calm your spirit when she won't leave things alone. Wes

by Mz.Wonderful February 11, 2018

Moroccan Free Spirit

A page started in 2018. It used to publish art and related stuff. Now, it posts stuff and shit.

Some dick online:"Hey, where do you get these funny memes from?"
Me:"From Moroccan Free Spirit"

by Definitelynotabot June 14, 2019

sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019

Slain in the spirit

When you are too drunk in the spirit that you cannot move your body without assistance from others, immobilized in the glory, pressed down by the heavy weighty drunken glory

Mom was totally slain in the spirit last night at a home gathering where we all feasted and drank the new wine of the gospel of Jesus Christ, everyone seemed a bit intoxicated and shined with radiance in the fellowship we experienced together.

by HeavensDrunkenPleasureAddict October 28, 2022

the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors

A new church created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that isn’t a non-profit or subsidiary of other belief systems like the Church of Later Day Saints is to the Church of Scientology. Also, our chapel is outdoors.

One of the main differences between my church, the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors, and Christianity is that we believe God is actually Technology. Like the “amber cloud enveloping on itself” in the book of Ezekiel from the King James Bible.

by theBlackSheep June 9, 2023

spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

smells like teen spirit

The song that 70% of Nirvan's so called "fans" say is the the best nirvana song ever. They are all n00bs to Nirvana and fake, they are in no way real fans and give them a bad name. They should listen to their real great songs like rape me, heart shaped box and you know your'e right! I'm not saying it's a bad song it is just overated and takes too much attention away from Nirvana's best songs.

prepy fan: het you like nirvana?

real fan: ye they kick ass! What's your favourite song?

prepy fan: smells like teen spirit!

real fan: STFU u n00b listen to their best songs rather than the most overated one!

by not another prepey fan July 24, 2008