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EDIETS Situation

an EDIETS situation is a way of saying your life is so boring and bland that you feel every day is exactly the same, living in an EDIETS situation usually also means having a shallow existance and feeling like you don't have a voice anymore, EDIETS stands not for eDiets.com but rather "Every Day Is Exactly The Same" and is named after the NIN song of same name.
A: "Dude I feel like I'm having an EDIETS Situation right now"
B: "Oh, yeah I feel ya man"
by Kanethegoofster February 25, 2024
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Samaltous situation

A situation which is reached after making terrible decisions but will make for great stories.
On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".

"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."
by BulleKeBaal March 21, 2024
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Boo Situation

Regarding the situation in horror content where the antagonist is only walking towards the victim when they're not looking at them, sort of like a Boo from the Super Mario series where looking at them causes them to become idle
bro 1: "bro, so you see him inching towards him"

bro 2: "yeah bro its like a boo situation, he keeps moving when hes not looking"
by Funky24 June 5, 2024
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“Hello Justin Bieber! I can’t believe we are actually queerplatonic situationtine with benefits!”
by sodomizedchud February 15, 2026
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dire situation

a ship you made up that no one cares about and its not even good yet it plagues your every thought
who up thinking about their dire situation who never even spoke to each other in canon
by vriskagamblingaddiction February 22, 2026
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Artistry Slurpation

Artistry Slurpation (noun)
/ˈär-tist-rē slərp-ˈā-shən/

A cultural phenomenon where artistic works are mindlessly consumed, stripped of context, and repackaged as disposable content—often enabled by technology, profit motives, or performative engagement.

• Etymology:

1. Artistry (from Latin "ars": skill, craft): The sweat, intent, and soul poured into creation.

2. Slurpation (from "slurp": to consume noisily, greedily): The sound of tech, corporations, or trends guzzling down art like a cheap smoothie, leaving only pulp.

• Why the term justifies itself:

1. It names a theft: The theft of time (an artist’s years of labor), context (a work’s cultural roots), and humanity (the imperfections that make art mean something).

2. It refuses euphemisms: No more calling AI plagiarism “innovation” or cultural erasure “curation.” Slurpation is slurpation; greedy, messy, and dehumanizing.

3. It demands accountability: By defining the harm, it gives artists and audiences language to fight back.
1. Social Media Callout:
“Just saw someone use an AI app to ‘Ghibli-fy’ their selfie. That’s not cute it’s artistry slurpation. Miyazaki would hate this shit.”

2. Chatting About Trends:
“Ugh, TikTok’s turning ‘Grave of the Fireflies’ into ‘sad anime edits’ with Billie Eilish songs. Peak artistry slurpation using trauma for clicks.”

3. Critiquing Fast Fashion:
“Shein’s selling ‘tribal print’ dresses ripped from Navajo designs? That’s artistry slurpation, not culture. Indigenous artists get nothing while they profit.”

4. Music Snob Rant:
“Spotify’s new ‘Woke Jazz’ playlist is just artistry slurpation. They took Nina Simone’s protest songs and turned them into brunch background noise.”

5. Texting a Friend:
“Saw your post using Frida Kahlo as a ‘vibe check’ filter. Kindly delete it, dude that’s artistry slurpation. Her art’s about pain, not your aesthetic.”
by ContextMatters May 19, 2025
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Weidel situation

A scenario in which a rainbow identifying person (i.e. lesbian, gay, trans) openly degrades, humiliates, speaks out against and looks down on other rainbow identifying people.

Named after Alice Weidel, a far-right German politician who leads the AfD party, which is anti-rainbow and anti-immigrant… and the funny thing is, she’s a married lesbian whose wife is an immigrant.
He’s gay but he literally thinks non binary people aren’t real, trans people are less than and that only he can speak about issues plaguing the LGBTQ community. He even tried turning multiple rainbow clubs on campus against each other… kinda seems like a Weidel situation doesn’t it?
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