Sheelzebub

The true form of the current loud bellowing beast thing that haunts the roads, malls, and other public spaces of the world. This creature when seen in the wild is often dis-affectionately and incorrectly identified as a Karen. Often these cryptids are self-identified as the messengers of the teacher Jesus, and claim extraordinary privilege and impunity from from human logic and charity. Warning unlike other fallen creations from the fiery pits this particular demon will not burst into flames and be gone. The best defense against the bellowing sheelzebub is a corporate CR reps emergency 800 number engraved on a pure silver cudgel and delivered quickly and for forcefully imparted on the thinking organs of the loathsome hell-spawn as requested

The reverse mullet of the sheelzebub began to levitate with the devilish anger of the unhappy demon, as the unholy screech of "manager" rose from the fowl creatures gullet. Cries of Karen did not discourage the being. Simple humans not knowing the name of power were powerless.

by WyoWizzend February 10, 2022

Shovel pp

A shovel pp is a penis that picks up snow.

I have a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp

by Minecraft lets play February 22, 2022

ShovelSexual

Somebody who sleeps with shovels

Nathnial sleeps with his shovel. He is ShovelSexual

Everybody makes fun of him for being ShovelSexual

by MyballsHAng March 25, 2022

Shekeleering

The act of selling a FREE product or service to others for a fee.

Often considered the act of scamming people out of their money for something that by all accounts should be provided free of charge.

"Yeah Shlomo has a nice shekeleering operation going. Last week, he sold Adobe Reader to some old lady for $50!"

by Aliel The Heretic April 22, 2022

Shovelet

An old square-bodied pickup truck dat both looks like da scoop-blade on a spade and can push some serious snow wif a plow on da front. Gun-rack in da back window optional.

Whether a Silverado or Scottsdale, you can't beat an old simple-lined Shovelet for rugged good looks and reliable performance --- it'll both haul heavy loads and get you 'n' yours from Point A to Point B!

by QuacksO May 5, 2022

Sheqel

(Noun) (Plural shekalim or sheqalim) The basic monetary unit of Israel

Very few items cost 1 sheqel in Israel, by the way.

by AquaFoxNo.1 May 9, 2022

Shovel

verb
past tense: shoveled; past participle: shoveled

To get fucked over.

informal:

To get railed intensely.

Damn, I got shoveled last night.
My boss shoveled me... He really dug into me.

The characters in the movie "Holes" got shoveled, literally and figuratively.

by korean_yiisus May 23, 2022