non-sextuitur

Attaching a picture of your nipples or genitals to an otherwise innocuous text message. No mention is made of the picture and the recipient is left to decide how the two are related and whether the picture was attached by mistake.

I sent a non-sextuitur to Rachel. Asked her where she had AT&T or Verizon and attached a picture of my ballsack.

by NobelSquirrel January 17, 2013

reagan sexton

reagan sexton is normally the hottest girl in the school, she’s sweet and smart! she is abnormally loud and ready to kick someone’s ass. she’s alwsys there for her friends and always triggered. so watch out kiddos 😂😍

reagan sexton is the most gorgeous girl ever 😍💗

by bitchtfyouhoeass November 17, 2017

Sexting

A stupid media term, that has the entire world going insane because the media is making it out to be the worst thing in the world, but honestly no one can do any harm to it.

It's where a guy(or girl) sends nude pictures of themself back and fourth, or once. Personally I think the worse that could happen is the person show someone, but that's really it. The media is making out to be something so horrible that all kids could face sexual assualt charges and shit like that. Literally only a few kids are caught, and it happens day to day to a thousand teens. Personally it's one of those things that "It's a different time, different setting, sex is more common, but adults hate it, think it's evil blah blah blah" it's just shit like that.

4/5/09

Girl: Hey sexy, I'm feelin a lil hot tonight.(;
Boy: Okay, send some pics and I'll send some.
Girl: You first.

News Lady: On April 5th, local boy and girl were sexting all night, the boy sent many pictures of his penis, and his entire body, while the girl sent many pictures of her vagina, and her body. Sexting could possibly get them a felony charge at 12 years old! Crazy ha?

by truthful_about_truch May 2, 2009

Sexting

Sexy texting. Used to be called cyber sex but with the convenience of cell phones, now you can text dirty messages wherever you go!

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

sexting

the act of sending sexy text messages

I'm just sexting my boyfriend while he is away, so he gets excited to come home.

by jules82 October 20, 2008

sexting

The act of texting sexually related information, coined by Aamir.

Wow Aamir, you are awesome for making up something so efficient. Sexting is like my favorite thing everrr!

by young perv May 29, 2011

Ultra Sexting

Having sexual intercourse with someone while sexting them. Generally used in quickie situations and in t9 mode. Used mainly by college kids before, during and after finals week. As well as at partys, social functions, concerts, supermarkets, spur of the moment trips, and other extraneous activity's that involve fun and unique positions. Also mainly done on the Verizon network due to the constant commercial advertisements that exploit curiosity and expand the mind of sexual awareness.

Random guy: So yea me and my girl last night where ultra sexting.
Random guys friend: Well did you atleast capitalize and abbreviate?
Random guy: Hell yeah, but we had to do it in t9 though cause it was a quickie. :(

by DudeKidMANBEARPIG? May 23, 2010