Selfing

To comment on a post with something completely unrelated, and attempting to change the focus to yourself.

"I shattered my femur saving kittens from the 50th story of a building on fire. That was a lot of burning stairs."

Selfing Comment: "Well I once got a paper cut filling out the crossword on the Stairmaster, so I totally know how you feel. I had a really rough day."

by bigashs2 January 1, 2012

Selfie

When you take a picture of yourself on a phone

Girl: SELFIE! *poses*

by _NeedAMoment December 9, 2013

selfie

archaic: A photographic self portrait, usually taken with a cel phone camera.

modern: Masturbation.

Before dinner she enjoyed a selfie.

by dogman808 January 11, 2014

Asexual Selfishness

Pushing those who are interested in you away as you don't feel the same way towards them. Even though you know you'll enjoy yourself while in the relationship. Suffered by those you aren't actually asexual but claim to be.

Meghan: He doesn't love me, why?
Jim: Steve is 'apparently' asexual and isn't interested, he has asexual selfishness, for sure

by dirtydouble October 3, 2016

Selgio

A Selgio a Selgio is strong loving and caring he might lie sometimes so he can keep his lovers with him he’s not a normal guy he’s cares and would fight for his loved ones can sometimes be a jerk and and dumbass.

A Selgio will never leave you he will stay it’s you forever and will never leave your side he’s not good with girls.

by Selgio November 21, 2023

Seginified

When drunk texting goes beyond anything that is coherent, makes sense or is even legibile or understandable. A text that is received after the bars are closed when your friend realizes that they were left there and now need a ride home (Because they lost their keys)

I got 14 Seginified texts after the bar was closed, nothing made any sense and I couldn't understand what the drunk was trying to say.

by ButtSlayer January 12, 2010

seigie

AMAZING.

Have you met Seigie yet? She's amazing!

by romanticspeculations July 14, 2010