Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.

I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?

by KRayna September 13, 2023

Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.

She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.

by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017

Salty Neighbor

When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.

Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor

by Jontssss August 28, 2021

big salty

Feeling angry or upset

Bro i’m big salty about how we lost the game

by traptylen November 6, 2020

Salty Mudcake

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.

Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake

by The Creampie Guy June 1, 2023

salty jim

When a man or woman pees into a condom and uses said condom as a dildo

Once I'm done playing world of Warcraft (because I'm a virgin for life) I'll give a nice salty Jim

by Voldaar December 27, 2016

salty balls

The taste of a guys balls after having not washed for many a day.

Sara: Nothin' worse than my boyfriend's Salty Balls - he never wash!

by Braku69 April 29, 2006