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Definitions by SloppySeals

Dad is helping me hang a shelf 

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

Salty Sniper

When you catch cum loads from exceptionally far distances.
That girl I met at the bar last night caught my load from the second floor. She’s a real salty sniper.
Salty Sniper by SloppySeals July 5, 2022