spronk

when you masturbate, or "wank", take a dump, or "poo", and puke, or "womit" at the same time

dude I spronked so hard this mornin´ my schnaze is so sore

by henkster/hobophobic/razz December 4, 2003

stroke

One of the most sexual words ever. Not because of it's meaning or anything, just...say it with me, outloud..."strrrrookkke"

Stroke is one of those words that's on the top part of the "Very Sexual Words For Literature Dorks Like Me" list...along with "friction"...and "promiscuous"

by Elley Chaos May 24, 2003

strokegasm

When you have a orgasam and you get a shooting pain in your arm up to your neck and gives you a terrible headache. Normally the result of trying to hold off on cumming when you have a pinched nerve in your shoulder.

My arm is still numb from the strokegasm I had last night.

by Guillermo De La Oh November 17, 2010

Spronkles

Spronkles, Often referred to as "Jimmies", are the oblong shaped abominations people call sprinkles.

They are Not sprinkles because sprinkles are sprinkles and these are n
Not that

Spronkles are usually considered to be used as an ice cream topping, while sprinkles are for decorating baked goods

They ran out of sprinkles at the store so I had to buy these Spronkles instead

by Generally A Gamer January 21, 2021

three stroke rule

The reason behind the theory that you can never really rape your significant other, because after three strokes, they'll be so into it that they won't want you to stop.

The three stroke rule in practice:
First stroke- No!

Second stroke- Don't.

Third stroke- Stop...

Fourth stroke- No, don't stop...

by Helljin December 16, 2005

down stroke

down payment on something, is a down stroke.

Looks like Rochester finally sold that Fast Ferry to Germany's FRS, for 30 (millhouse), with a nice down stoke of 3 (millhouse) Wease.
You better make a down stroke ASAP if want the car.

by matt coiro April 10, 2007

Stonks

A pair of testicles

It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.

by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2009