spam

Something that really pisses me off right now.

i opened an email which happened to be spam, now its been forwarded to 500 people because it turned out to be a virus.

by Michelle January 16, 2004

spam

The sole reason that I get out of bed, attend a job that is so unsatisfying that i can barely make it through a working day without fashioning a weapon, Macgyver style, to slaughter the many fools that i have to speak to on a daily basis.

Spam - "...allowed anywhere on company property." She is saying, "This policy does not just apply to cigarettes but also to cigars, pipes, roll-ups and anything else that can be smoked... Any Questions?"

I Raise my hand.

"What about Haddock?"

Silence.

Somebody smirks.

I elaborate.

"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"

by Burtmianus August 9, 2007

spamble

A new and improved word for the act of spam...

Made by Phlufe Pig

Yay. Lets all Spamble

by blamb March 12, 2005

spam sword

Trusty sword weilded by the spam pirate known as sir spam

man: i-its the spam sword! run!!

sir spam: *faints onto ground and doesnt move for a full 3 hours*

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

spam

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

by army_azn January 26, 2005

spam

Acronym for...

S: Scientifically
P: Processed
A: Animal
M: Matter

also...

S: Something
P: Posing
A: As
M: Meat

Pass the spam, please!

by Eric C. May 19, 2003

spam

Shit you dont get with gmail.

Dude, spam sucks, but gmail kicks ass!

by me January 17, 2005