Sleeper Hoe

A hoe which a baller has on lockdown in case that all his other bitches fall through. A sleeper hoe never has to be activated.

John is happy with Jane but if that bitch do him dirty he always got his sleeper hoe.

by Eyes_of_Argus July 24, 2009

Sleep

What we all had problems with when we were younger, but now we can't wait for it to come.

Sleep: ZZZzzzZZZ

by Nightshavd May 2, 2010

I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.

Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

sleep slap

The act of involuntarily slapping your partner or lover during ones sleep in the night.

"Last night, after we had sex, you gave me a sleep slap. Hold me."

by Deviate March 4, 2008

Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.

He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

Sleep Coma

Never waking up for anything during a long duration of sleep.

ex. ' i slept 18 hours without going to the bathroom or anything, i was in sleep coma'

by ChrisXPPro October 18, 2008

sleep

yellowish,whitish crusty stuff in one's eyes after sleeping. Usually embarrassing to been seen in public with sleep in your eyes.

Man,Doug you forgot to clean that sleep out your eyes.

by b. wallace October 10, 2008