Lumpy Rutherford

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.

Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.

by mmalcontent November 12, 2023

Modern runt

modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.

the modern runt thrives by demanding endless accommodations

by whomanity October 9, 2025

toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl

He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.

by dkjmt October 6, 2009

full frontal runtle

The act of grabbing the base of the cock and balls and wiping them on an inanimate object.

Jack gave the 1967 Chevelle a full frontal runtle to the dismay of the cars owner.

by Boraxrulmn July 5, 2017

Up the runt

Used in conjunction with Uprunt. When someone or something won’t stop talking and you want them to shut the fu*k up.

Max wanted to root Emily and came over to sacs at 11:30 on a Friday night. Lachie was there witnessing the whole thing and told max to ‘Up the runt’

by Sparkylachie June 24, 2019

doing the ruth

someone who is constantly gaslighting you. someone who makes you think you’redoing something you’re actually not.

stop making me think i broke the plate when i didn’t, you’re doing the ruth again!

by ant joseph September 6, 2021

half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb

by Half can of Ruth February 26, 2025