poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom

Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!

by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018

pooralysis

When you sit on the toilet so long that your legs go numb.

I was surfing Urban Dictionary while I pooped for so long that I got pooralysis.

by blackpaw February 12, 2018

poor shit

Having a mentality that equates to treating a spouse or potential significant other with low budget energy and or; never presenting them with small trinkets or gifts upon arrival to their threshold; being around or surrounding yourself with someone who doesn’t add to your life

Don’t come over my house with that poor shit .

He is always on that poor shit when he comes around

by Forbesa24 October 19, 2019

Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess. The kind of person that whines about being marginalized by people she always had more money than.

The Poor little JAP was always the first to whine about life being unfair or unjust to her, or about how her bullshit problems were worse than everyone else's.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Digi-poor

Cannot afford broadband internet

I would have researched the internet but I am digi-poor

by emjay13 September 25, 2008

Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas

by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016