Protecticated

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated

Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"

by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009

Protastinator

Noun - One who protastinates
A subdivision of procrastinators

She is such a protastinator, waiting until the night before to write a 5 page paper

by GrammarNazi31 April 29, 2011

Protostome

1. Any of the group of bilaterally symmetric animals whose major indentation while they are still tiny embryos ultimately becomes their anus (e.g. clams, squids and insects), as opposed to their mouth, as in all other complex animals ('deuterostomes'--e.g. sea cucumbers, sea urchins and humans).

2. A person who spends far too much time talking shit and shitting on other people's ideas.

You know, I had taken you to be one of my species, but now I see you must in fact be a protostome; you definitely have an anus where your mouth should be.

by AKTT July 10, 2011

protectiest

used to describe an object offering the greatest amount of protection.

His blue pocket protectors are his favorite, because they are the protectiest ones

by oddsizzle November 11, 2014

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016

Protective hot

Someone who does not have a hot face but has a hot ass body

Damn Tina don't you think max is hot?!

Na b he protective hot af tho!

by drizzyabel March 22, 2016

probestain

A model of car ranging from 1993 - 1997 built by ford called the probe. Has to have been severely modified and of two or more colors. Perferrably standard.

Joe: "I call it... Patches, the probestain!"

by Bries_wolves December 18, 2016