Friendship prayer

A hilarious chain email

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.

by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004

Second tier player

Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction.

Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more

Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!"
Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 4, 2006

Thoughts and prayers

A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.

I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

Player

Male form of "complete slut"

He slept with her and he doesn't even like her? What a player

by 'buki April 5, 2004

player

one who is at a high risk for any of the following:
A. getting his/her ride busted (see also: dusted)

B. contracting HIV

C. catching the crabs...and not the good kind either. Real players don't have time to fish.

"ou ain't no playyyy-yuh."
-John Witherspoon, Friday

by lhillookalike March 10, 2005

Pity Player

A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.

Schwimmer, David; Schneider, ROB; GREEN, Tom

The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.

by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008

Osu! player

Osu! players are the peak of human evolution. Osu! players are basically the pinnacle of our race, the Homo Sapiens. Let's take mr ''Chrisse'' on Osu! as an example. He is so antisocial, akward and cringe that whenever he sees another person's aura in the surrounding 100km radius he has 4 seizures all at once. Virgnity has reached a new high since the rythm game Osu! originally came out. Instead of farming for some bitches all their care about is farming for pp, you heard me right, pp. If that's not gay, then I'm not sure I know what is. And let's not forget the fact that if you do approcah the sometimes lurking 600kg beast of nature we call an Osu! nerd, they will likely hiss at you and roll away. Descretion is advised.

You: Hey John, have you seen that Osu! player over there?

John: Osu! player? I thought that was a diabetic, retarted, autistic, retarted, autistic, retarted, autistic elephant with meatballs for legs.

by Chrizzi_fortnit on Osu! June 10, 2022