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A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.
Schwimmer, David; Schneider, ROB; GREEN, Tom

The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
by Lauren & Brian July 31, 2008
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