platters

1. A set of cans (rack) that defies gravity, as if supported by, or served up on platters.

One monstrous set of platters is almost
too much for any man.

by pmc November 2, 2002

plate licka

a person of morbid obesity, with no intention to budge the fudge

"well done for tryin"
"tryin what, cookin oil?? ya plate licka"

by rach n gav December 11, 2006

bushy plate

Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.

I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Dinner Plate Nips

When a persons nipples are so large they rival that of dinner plates.

AKA Huge Nipples

Did you see Deborah's dinner plate nips...fuckers were so big I could have ate off em.

by Hungarian Thunder May 29, 2009

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 28, 2008

plate of cavier

to eat out a high priced hooker, or a rich girl

i had a plate of cavier for dinner last night

by hahaha May 24, 2004

plateaunic

Used to describe a period in a non-platonic relationship wherein the frequency and intensity of sexual activity have stopped rising.

How are things between you and that boytoy of yours?

Hmm…it's on cruise control. I think our relationship is turning plateaunic.

by tabularasa December 16, 2008