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jy bak pies

jy bak pies, verb (Afrikaans slang)
Pronunciation: yay buck pees

Meaning:
A playful or sarcastic phrase used to call someone out for being slow, wasting time, or being incompetent. Literally translates to “you bake pies,” but it’s not about actual baking — it’s said when someone is dragging their feet, slacking off, or just not doing what they’re supposed to.

Origin:

Comes from South African Afrikaans slang. The humor comes from the random literal meaning — baking pies — being used to mock someone for being slow or useless, as if they’re off baking instead of getting things done.
“Bru, jy bak pies! We’ve been waiting the whole day.”

“Stop standing around, jy bak pies.”

“He said he’d fix it an hour ago… still busy? Jy bak pies.”
by Brood1 October 20, 2025
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Pi as Propaganda

When the number π is used to draw attention to herself through posters, banners, and graffiti in public places, because these oft-powerful images can influence or change people’s minds about the mathematical constant.
Unlike other noteworthy but struggling constants like e and 𝜙, π has continually succeeded to be part of popular culture, because she believes that “pi as propaganda” is an effective marketing tool to remain relevant in the minds of both math and nonmath people.
by Numerati November 23, 2024
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Alien Pi

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.
Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.
by Numerati November 12, 2023
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Pied

When someone you plan on spending time with, ghosts you or drops you for something else with a rubbish excuse. You've been pied.

See also, definition of busy.
Am gettin pied .

He's pied you off for someone else.

He pied me off to go out with them instead.
by Phoenixfiredragon October 29, 2022
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Pi Pyramidologist

One who numerologically believes that the value of the number π and a number of mathematical formulas are encoded in the structure of the Great Pyramid in Egypt—for example, the perimeter of the base of the Great Pyramid divided by twice its height supposedly gives the value 3.150685.
Pi pyramidologists restrict their attention to the Great Pyramid but ignore other Egyptian pyramids—if the heights and base dimensions of 22 true pyramids were used to calculate π, the value ranges from 2.58 to 4.42.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
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Beta Pi Chi

The most secrets society there is. One can’t even rush for this due to their selective picking. You are invited and if invited you must go to their first meeting to be initiated. That’s all I know due to not being in this sorority, but I know it’s an honor. Only the best are elected.
“Omg dude did you see the girl?”
“Ya bro!! She’s so hot!”
Well duh bro she’s in Beta Pi Chi!”
by Otter pop January 7, 2018
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PiS

The Polish political right wing party which was founded in 2001 (and currently as of writing, rule the country), stands for 'Prawo i Sprawiedliwość', translating to 'Law and Justice', commonly hated throughout most of the country, and for pretty good reason. A common way to express anger against them is the phrase "Jebać PiS", which roughly translates to "fuck PiS".
Paweł: Hey what do you think of PiS, I think the-
Alicja: Kurwa, jebać PiS!
Paweł: Jebać PiS!
by insertcommonslavicname June 18, 2022
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