Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.
Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.
by Tear_Ramen September 16, 2021
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He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person
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Parker is like the annoying little brother you wish you didn't have. He's very loud, doesn't stop fidgeting, and has an odd send of humor. Parkers are also very bad at fortnite.
Tell Parker that he's grounded.
by flattypatty411 February 17, 2019
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Parker is a guy that likes to send it sometimes they have there off days and sometimes they have there send days or sometimes they like to talk shit
Wow Look Parker is about to send ittt
by Dequavis kush April 16, 2019
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Parker is an amazing boy with a killer smile. He’s usually very athletic and a one of a kind type of boy. He can get all the girls he wants but he’s very loyal. He usually dates girls with blonde hair and green eyes- which he finds most attractive. Specifically with names starting with an A. He’s very sweet but he’ll fight when he needs to.
Oh my lord, the new boys such a parker.
by Extreme04 November 24, 2018
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parker is a hot sexy man
omg parker is so hot
by bigbootayboy July 10, 2020
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a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living
Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay
by Guamole nigga July 11, 2020
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