We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
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Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
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The more sophisticatedUr mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.
Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”
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Parentitis

When daughter or sons are obsessed with their parents. They could never let go of them, you are always with them 24/7 . That is a promblem because if you know you have a man with these serious conditions PLEASE LEAVE HIM. He will never leave his parents and if he does you had promblem dragged him out. And if you didn’t do either that means you are safe because he doesn’t have parentitis.
My boyfriend has parentitis because he always brings him to dates and, I hate it!
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Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents
Those two oldies are my bike parent's
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Deputy Parent

An African term Ref. Southern Africa that is used to refare to the first-born child, Mainly towards first-born daughters. The term is used because First-borns usually take the role as an auxiliary parent or caretaker for their younger siblings, often bearing the same emotional and Physical responsibility as the actual parents.
Eg. I never catch a break at home. My parents are never around so as the Deputy Parent, I have to do everything.

Eg. She's the deputy parent.
by Luun March 23, 2024
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