pogol

To masterbate with shame, conviction.
Shameful masterbation.

I once accidently caught Eric pogoling near or around the vacinity of his computer. As we made eye contact, Eric shamefully proceeded to put his pants back on, only after finishing on his dog, Bebe.

by Liz Lee December 27, 2007

Dip in the pool

When you are taking a shit, and the water level in the toilet is too high, and your penis dips itself in the nasty shit-filled toilet water.

Because my dick is large, when I took a shit the other day, it took a dip in the pool.

by Bigs July 8, 2004

chalking the pool stick

A (male) gay sexual term meaning to place an erect penis around a partner's anus and getting a dab of fecal matter on the tip then knocking one testicle with the fecal dabbed penis into the other testicle as one would with a chalked pool stick in a game of billiards.

Marty: Hey Steve, did you have a good game of billiards last night?

Steve: Yeah, I really had fun chalking the pool stick and knocking Richard's balls around.

Marty: That's what I call a good game of slop!

by FloppyHeadedNerfHerder1 January 11, 2014

Pocket Pool Shark

A man who has pocket pool down to a "T"

Jody is such a Pocket Pool Shark

by Geoff Marr April 12, 2007

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Hanging a fat shit.

"I jus' gotsta 'drop tha kids off at the pool'".

by Diego June 10, 2006

pocket pool

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.

"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"

by The Doctor December 12, 2004

Pocket pool

Masturbation as a pastime as in an "alternative" to going out with buddies to actually play pool (or do anything else).

Dan refused to come to the movies with us. He stayed home to play pocket pool.

by Calitor October 13, 2011