Way of the water

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.

Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"

by Esa4 December 16, 2022

the UP way

first gear = be sympathetic (offer phony apology), second gear = cya, third gear = place blame on others

When micro met with his underling, he used the UP way® and shift gears in record time!

by whitehat October 23, 2006

Wolin Way

the only way to go when your in any situation that involves any sort of number.

If you want to figure out this 2 step equation you cant do it the ordinary way, you gotta do it the Wolin Way!

by BroadwayGurl123 May 5, 2009

Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

The Third Way

Up the arse.

Tony: We're going to take The Third Way!
Gordon: I was afraid of that.

by KenMFan December 22, 2014

Federal Way

Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.

"Dude, where you from?"

"Federal Way"

"That sucks."

"Yeah"

by Magic 8 Ball October 16, 2008

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

by The_ALCH January 24, 2021