Piss arse

is the frequent passing of loose, watery and unformed faeces from the result of food that is not meant for human comsumption.
That lunch has given me piss arse. I'm never going back
by Bryce Kemp April 28, 2009
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arse pube

a pube that is situated around the anal hole
omg you fuckin arse pube
by rach 1111111 May 06, 2008
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Arse hole

A chavie wannabe goes by the name of Wayne Acott
by Ella and Madd February 06, 2005
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arse-water

A rare and unexplained phenomenon in which a copious jet of clear water is involuntarily ejected from the subject's rectum. Held perhaps to be connected to the 'ARSE-BABY' (see entry).
Q: "Oh my GOD! What just happened to me!! A clear fluid sprayed from my ring!"

A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."
by Matt Hayward March 12, 2003
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Arse fish

Someone who hangs around with you and your crowd in the full knowledge that they are unwelcome and disliked. In spite of frequent insults, rebuttal and sarcasm, they still persevere in their attempts to be liked, as they have nothing else to do and nobody to do it with.
That Steve, he just went and spent £60 on cocktails for everyone, even though we're drinking lager! I'm gonna throw mine into the plant pots; he's such an arse fish
by Bowelhazard July 27, 2010
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Arse crammer

He is such an arse crammer
by Ray February 04, 2004
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arse candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops
Its weaved from the finest arse candle
by Karlos April 01, 2004
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