Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

by Capybatman January 25, 2020

Nonce

Your uncle

That guy is definitely a nonce.

by Imaladg July 23, 2019

Nonce

A British slang for a pedophile

''I'm a nonce deji''

by J(a)ke Paul November 30, 2019

Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

nonce

british slang word
n•on•s
meaning playful or energetic
Can describe someone who is playing or has been out for hours

"look at him being a nonce in the playground"
"I usually get very noncey at school"

by DogLover59 September 15, 2020

National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

Nonce

prison slang a rapist or child molester; a sexual offender

Your dad is a nonce

by Thatcuttiecucumber September 4, 2022