Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.

Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.

by spada128 April 30, 2008

scroll wheel

A voice crack when playing World at War zombies

Use the scroll wheel

by Dick_Chocola May 7, 2015

Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck

Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"

by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020

First-wheeling

To go on a date with oneself.

Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.

Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

grease wheel

pizza, or a round of dough ferda.

man that grease wheel is ferda, Thanks Brandon.

by jack-n-tosh May 29, 2017

Dog on wheels

when something is just straight up whack, yo!

Crilbus: the incident in 1997 was terrible!
Door: yeah man, like a dog on wheels!

by Dogulator October 7, 2021

squeals on wheels

When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.

Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.

by Jofig December 4, 2015