Nextel Nellies

Those people with the Nextel phones who have the beep volume so high that you could practically hear it over a rock concert. And then when they talk about you on that contraption, and you say f u to them, they are all like, "why r u butting in?".

Phone:(Beep Beep)
Katie: (thinking, oh god now what?)
Nextel person: (talking into the phone) Yeah?
Phone: Blah blaaah bbllaahh!!!
Nextel person: Oh yeah, I know that guy!
Katie: Shut up!

I Hate Nextel Nellies because they expect you not to listen in but you can't help it!

by Katie Kolosiekago May 27, 2007

nestcock

Male version of stay at home mom.

"He is such a great nest cock"

He is such a great nestcock

by Hgisj January 7, 2017

Nexting

When you're texting someone that's sitting in the same room, to have a private conversation with other people around.

Nexting is an easy way for people to talk about someone while in the same room with them.

by Yeye BJ October 23, 2019

Next mans willy

Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.

Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.

by HakFather October 29, 2022

the next level

some fabled place in business that owners believe exists, but their current staff never seems capable enough to get them there, period

You have done nothing wrong, but we just need to get to the next level, so we have to let you go.

by bendie21 March 15, 2011

the consumer nextbot

a gmod nextbot that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself

guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022

On to the next ol’ son

A saying of the rich country guys, going between one fun and cool idea to the next. Printed on the back of an awesome work rig; a rich guy probably just sold to another younger, but still rich guy.

On to the next ol’ son is printed on the back of a favorite vehicle, black, military grade painted, dual tired, lifted, flat bed, dark tint bullet proof windows, slight chrome trim, thieves would be afraid to break in, probably with a few gun racks, Cummings diesel engine truck, with a stabbing wagon (mid sized camper) behind it. The original owner sold it to pay for his newer, stronger truck, with a bigger, and fancier stabbing wagon (long finished horse trailer), higher military grade body, getting offers from Uncle Sams’ proudest, and with larger guns. Which he will add On to the next Ol’ son when he sells it.

by Eruditioner2 June 6, 2022