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One Minute Jesus

A blow job in an elevator while going up.
She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.
by Exxxcel February 4, 2010
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Sexy Minute

A Sexy Minute is basically your standard 60 second minute however everyone involved in the Sexy Minute strips down to their underwear and dances around to Gina G's 1996 hit single Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit.
Gary: Hey Jeff, let me check your new iPhone for a sexy minute.

Jeff: Oh come on Gary, at least keep your boxers on... Where the hell does that music come from??
by sourceman June 28, 2010
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5 Minutes in Wonderland

A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.
Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.
by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011
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Shirt monster

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.
*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?
by barnhart08 November 10, 2011
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last minute man

A last minute man is a male who waits until the last minute to do things, especially undesirable tasks like homework, studying, taxes, chores, honey dos
His homework is due at 9 tomorrow & he just started at at 11 pm tonight, he is such a last minute man
by RazMutant December 8, 2013
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universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.
The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!
by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004
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The Watery Shit Monster

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.
by bals642 October 24, 2009
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