sourceman's definitions

harrow

Japanese English for 'hello'.
Upon leaving Heathrow airport many Japanese tourists, trying to greet the taxi driver, unwittingly ask to go to Harrow. This has resulted in many Japanese people in the town of Harrow.

Japanese Gent - "Harrow taxi driver!!!"

Cabbi - "Blaady 'ell! You going there as well! Your people got some kind of convention goin' on there?"

Japanese Gent - "I have wife and kids, you wanna see picture?"

Cabbi - "No"

by sourceman September 5, 2008

jam spoon

Supposedly offensive term for a black person...

Rhyming slang for 'coon'.

Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?

Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.

by sourceman May 27, 2007

Sexy Minute

A Sexy Minute is basically your standard 60 second minute however everyone involved in the Sexy Minute strips down to their underwear and dances around to Gina G's 1996 hit single Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit.

Gary: Hey Jeff, let me check your new iPhone for a sexy minute.

Jeff: Oh come on Gary, at least keep your boxers on... Where the hell does that music come from??

by sourceman June 28, 2010