mastervation

The act of innovation not to serve a pressing human need, but just so you can say you innovated.

"Do we really need an app that claims to be a gamified 'Uber' for 'AirBnB'? Seems like that is just mastervation."

by Mastervator prime May 25, 2015

Masturbation

Cumming on your hand/making lobe to your self

I love masturbating

Masturbation is amazimg

by Me.meme February 11, 2018

mind-fuck masturbation

It is where you mind fuck a friend/sibling or family member and in that mind-fuck you soon realized that you have also mind-fucked yourself.

Jake: He Dori! too bad we couldn't get in-n-out the other night because it was closed.
Dori: Actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
Both: hahahaha
Jake: that was a great sexual innuendo Dori.
Jake: If only we had a sexual innuendo for that sexual innuendo....o wait, i just mind-fucked myself.

example of mind-fuck masturbation ^

by WetzMeDori May 1, 2009

Synchronized Masturbation

The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation

He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.

by smojo100 March 16, 2009

taste masturbation

food or drink that have the same taste like the original, but it dosn't have the same effect

in a bar someone orders (an alchool free beer) a taste masturbation

by costan January 11, 2011

Choke Masturbation

refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal

Richard uses his belt as a form of choke masturbation in his Dublin home.

by Coryandrew December 9, 2008

obssesive masturbation

npminard's only habit

Obsessive Masturbation is a sport

by screech March 4, 2005