Definitions by screech

obssesive masturbation

npminard's only habit

Obsessive Masturbation is a sport

obssesive masturbation by screech March 4, 2005

unbelievable 

describes those situations when you juts can't understand why someone or something can't do or see the blindingly obvious.

word for the jaw droppingly stupid

why is it a fly can have 200 eyes and still not find its way out of a room?

unbelievable by screech April 24, 2004

buff

A.C slater

saved by the bell

buff by screech March 2, 2004

shazzam, bitch 

THE definitive ice breaker.

You're in the club, see that honey you been trying to find the courage to approach for weeks. Grab that ass, quote you some "Shazzam, bitch" and she's cookin up breakfast next morning.

shazzam, bitch by Screech February 28, 2004

bu 

Either I don't know or I don't want to answer your fucking question.

"Nephew, tell me about your girlfriend."

"Bu."

bu by Screech January 31, 2004