mastervation

The act of innovation not to serve a pressing human need, but just so you can say you innovated.

"Do we really need an app that claims to be a gamified 'Uber' for 'AirBnB'? Seems like that is just mastervation."

by Mastervator prime May 25, 2015

Mastervator

Someone who uses an elevator at all costs. Comes from the root words master, (someone skilled at something), and vator (the root of elevator).

Since I became a senior I haven't been able to stop mastervating.

I am such a mastervator, I waited 10 minutes to go up and down. Even though the stairs were open, I couldn't help myself.

by tokyorising September 15, 2010