moderate

A person who gets to make fun of bleeding hearts and knee-jerk cryptofascists at the same time.

Yeah, you got your conservatives and your liberals, but how do you actually get anything done without the moderates making the deals?

by Brian X July 4, 2003

Granny mode

Playing a computer or video game at a slower speed than normal, which allows the player to have a longer reaction time, and therefore, superior performance.
This is easy to do on emulators, but some games had this mode built-in.

I can only combo all those skateboard tricks if I use granny mode.

by Tarambe June 14, 2018

moderation

The ability to exercise self-control while enforcing one's will power to resist certain situations a person puts themselves in too often.

Sifl demonstrates the use of moderation by passing on a puff puff give give every other time.

by die-nough-soar July 2, 2003

Butt-recovery-mode

The period of time in which you cant sit down after taking a poop

Dude that shit I took was fucked up. I was in butt-recovery-mode for like 15 minutes!

by Coolcandy March 7, 2010

moderate

1. A person who, upon hearing the political arguments presented by both of the only two options available in the U.S., decides that both sides are run by crazy fanatics with no concept or reality. Upon realizing this, the moderate also comes to the conclusion that the only way to make progress is to aid both sides of the struggle to both make the favorable changes and fend off the unfavorable.
2. One who thinks before voting.

You've got your religious zealots on the right, and communist human haters on the left. Guess I'll have to be a moderate, it's the only choice for the sane.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

wolf mode

Horny, sex crazed, crotch pointed north, constantly thinking of sex.

Seeing all the ass at the club puts me in wolf mode.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

register mode

An employee's state of attentiveness in effectively operating a cash register in the retail setting. A condition of readiness in making accurate sales to customers.

With a long line waiting, the buyer has purchased multiple items.

Back-up cashier: "That'll be $2.75. Er, no...$34.86. Sorry, I'm not in register mode."

by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014