gambled 'n lost/lose 

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

gambled 'n lost/lose by Bill June 18, 2003

The Lost Grain

When you have a sand timer for something and at the very end you slam on the top so 0.00036% more sand comes out for the next millisecond. Eventually adds up to about 4.5 seconds out of your life that you didn't spend.

My little brother was brushing his teeth and when he looked away I slammed the pussy's time so when he tells anyone he brushes for 2 minutes I can correct him 'cause of The Lost Grain.

The Lost Grain by Ass Kicka September 26, 2010

R u lost babygirl 

R u lost babygirl

A quote from 365 Days(an intensified version of 50 shades), said by Don massimo torricelli, played by Michele Morrone, who is a hot mess. Used for sexual manipulation.

Massimo: R u lost babygirl?

Laura: Fuck me daddy!!!

R u lost babygirl by i_cant_think_of_a_name June 21, 2020

never lost lady 

A GPS system or the female voice that gives the directions on a car GPS system.

"The biggest problem was when I rented a car I couldn't get the never lost lady."
-- Emily Bazelon, from Slate Daily Magazine Daily Podcast, Slate.com, on January 4, 2007.

never lost lady by pmmpls January 13, 2008

You lost your gawtamn socks?! 

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)

Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!

You lost your gawtamn socks?! by kuttino1 December 16, 2021

God lost his sandals 

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.

I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.

God lost his sandals by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011

Abyss of Lost Consoles 

Future resting place of the N-Gage.

A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

Abyss of Lost Consoles by 0niTTRay March 3, 2004