Too looted

Is a term to describe a power so immense that is feels impossible to win against it.

Yo bro did you ever defeat Malenia in Elden Ring? Nah I can’t beat her bro she’s too Looted

by Lorde Looted November 22, 2023

dennis loomer

a heroic mountain troll that exists to spread joy and obesity.
An iconic being to ever encounter.

you're such a dennis loomer for cleaning my throw-up that i've fallen in love with you and now we will be happily ever after with 12 kids and a happy meal for breakfast every day

by nickgursiffyuh December 11, 2023

German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023

Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

Ghetto lottery

Getting your paycheck

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.

by Wayne M. May 30, 2024

Ladyboner lottery

Concupiscence extremely horny highly aroused

That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.

The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.

by I know write five December 11, 2024