long lake camp

you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything

- you long for pizza night

- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish

- you live for bagel sunday

- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night

- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing

- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session

- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times

- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical

- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit

- you drink the enhanced water

- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show

- you miss dublin

- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent

- all your friends are crazy talented

- you lose all your socks by the end of camp

- the word “sports” haunts you

- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show

- you know where urinetown is

- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack

- you’ve been branched

- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy

- you know all the calls during announcements

- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders

jeff scares you

- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)

- literally none of your counselors are from america

- you put on some POUNDS at camp

- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(

long lake camp is my favorite place on earth.

by longlakeluvr69 August 15, 2019

greenwood lake middle school

the most homophobic and racist school ever

Brad: have u ever been to greenwood lake middle school?
Chad: i hear that’s the most homophobic place out there

by s3ggzy December 26, 2020

greenwood lake middle school

a prison full of marijuana run by the white boys who constantly say the n word

Eve: did you hear about that marijuana farm prison?
Apple: yeah what’s it called again?
Eve: greenwood lake middle

greenwood lake middle school is gross

by urmotherisgayaf March 25, 2021

Wolf Lake

A lil spot outside of Muskegon, Michigan filled with drunk rednecks, dirt bikers, and people driving golf carts.

Man 1: Bro im just tryna sleep but all I hear is fire crackers and shot gun shots

Man 2: welcome to wolf lake

by Jack green June 15, 2021

Walled lake northern

A school full emos, homophobs that havent came out yet, girls that talk shit about eachother but keep it on social media because none of them can actually fight, tuesday and thursday pizza days, lots of politicians even though they dont have a right to vote yet, nudes leaked around the school, no stalls open when u actually have to use the bathroom because of the StOnErs + people getting caught in the bathrooms at lunch and using the excuse "it isnt mine:,((" , girls and guys using eachother, leggings and crop tops, non serious rasist jojes because of our 90% white population and dont forget our favorite day of the week #khakiday 😋

"bro i rly like her"
friend- "what school does she go to"

"walled lake northern"

"bro she's definitely cheating on and using you"

by gonknights! October 21, 2021

walled lake northern

a high school in michigan where everyones parents make 6 figures or more. 95% of the school has a breeze. everyone dresses like basic bitches or full on cosplayers that will hug for 5 minutes straight just smelling each others hair. the boys bathroom and locker rooms are only for hotbboxing and fights. white people act black, black people act like white people, and the white boys will say slurs you've never even heard of. all the male science teachers are creeps and will hit on you if your underage

"im talking to a new girl"

"what school she go to?

"walled lake northern"

"oh nah she's def crazy"

by shawtyyyyyyyybae4 January 13, 2022

Kyle Lake

A Gentleman,a scholar,and a pimp

Benjamin Franklin really was a kyle Lake.

by Einsteinsenstien April 16, 2022