Keep it player

To stay looking fly

Person One: Ayyye that fit is fire! Keep it player my G!

Person Two: Good looking brody! I will!

by 21 34 March 13, 2022

keep up with the kardashians

Trimming, waxing, threading, or shaving your yoohoo.
Basically tending to it in whatever way.

Keeping up shop, if you will.

I need to go home and keep up with the kardashians.

vajayjay vagina trim whore clean

by garroyo08 May 4, 2010

keep your hands to yourself

When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.

Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.

by authOOr July 6, 2006

KEEP IT REAL

Something you say when jokingly referring to real life.

Uh-UH! You did not just fart hella loud out here in the woods!

Ay, yo! Is all good. Errbody does it, right? KEEPIN IT REAL, yo!!

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

Keep it G

Keep it G-Rated
Normally used when you leave dating couple alone together.
Hinting that you want them to keep their clothes on.

Martha, while watching a movie with her two friends Kevin and Jill, has to leave.
Martha: Guys, I'm running to the bathroom. Keep it G, okay guys?

by Premilla February 26, 2010

keep it clean

1. to maintain pubic hair free genitalia
2. to have multiple sex partnerships undetected and without taking on any responsibility
3. to have a life unencumbered by anxiety

1. Baby, if you keep it clean, I'll go down on you.
2. Dude, are you still sleeping with both your coworkers? Shit yeah, you know I keep it clean!
3. How come Alex is always so happy? Don't you know Alex keeps it clean.

by Chowder Brains June 22, 2009

keep it dry

the act of not letting your penis get wet when extremely horny

YO you got a nice ass,

ughh* my penis isnt gona handle this i gota "keep it dry"

by Rudyx January 5, 2012