Democrat: Bro do u wanna go to the movies?
Republican: No bro today is January 6th, the Anniversary of the Capitol Assault
Republican: No bro today is January 6th, the Anniversary of the Capitol Assault
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Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?
Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.
Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.
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Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.
James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.
Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.
James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.
Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!
by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017
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Get the January 30 mug.This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,
Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?
Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?
Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
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we have days where we appreciate our mothers, fathers, friends, and children but why not have a day we can appreciate the tools God gave us to eat oxtail and jerk chicken. Tools we clean and wash every day. why not have a day to show these tools off?? A day like national teeth appreciation day where people across the world can appreciate straight teeth, crooked teeth, or any bloodclautwhatevayawhancallit teet. So on January 2nd let's all bust out our cameras, come on Ladies and gentlemen.
we have days where we appreciate our mothers, fathers, friends, and children but why not have a day we can appreciate the tools God gave us to eat oxtail and jerk chicken. Tools we clean and wash every day. why not have a day to show these tools off?? A day like national teeth appreciation day where people across the world can appreciate straight teeth, crooked teeth, or any bloodclautwhatevayawhancallit teet. So on January 2nd let's all bust out our cameras, come on Ladies and gentlemen.
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