Intelligence

Something you don't have

I have almost everything, oh yeah, besides intelligence.

by Rachel Claire May 19, 2017

intelligence

something most people (probably including you) don't have

you has no intelligence

by some hackerman January 29, 2019

Intellectual

Someone who plays minecraft instead of fortnite

John:Fortnites iz betew

Intellectual:no

by minecraft sex penis November 28, 2019

Incel

a person (usually a man) who regards himself or herself as being involuntarily celibate and typically expresses extreme resentment and hostility toward those who are sexually active.

Krishna, an incel with an ego as big as his idiocy and a voice as annoying as his personality. How I wish to watch him drop dead.

by DwightfromtheFuture February 11, 2022

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

Intellectual Dark Web

1. Cult of chronically conservative cyber cavemen croaking at the void, interminably.

2. Achingly boring pop cryptofascism for the anti-intellectual age.

3. The Bible Belt 4.0.

4. Judeo-Christian conservatism repackaged for braindead Boy Scouts.

The hilariously self-styled Intellectual Dark Web have a fan base of mouth-breathing trogs with an average IQ of about 70, almost all of whom reside in some form of fetid hole once recognisable as their parents' basement.

by TwoBitVigilante November 23, 2018

Intellectable

A chick who is banging hott as well well as intellectual. A mix of intelligent/delectable.

Sancho: Damn dude, did you see that hot chick who just walked outta that calculus class?!

Ben: Yeah bro, she's INTELLECTABLE!

by BGERK711 December 9, 2009