hand-job

When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens

WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

short hand

a meaningless promise of support

this isn't a short hand surprise

by dbo35 January 17, 2009

xbox hands

When your hands sweat like a bitch playing modern warfare 2, or any really intense game, leaving the controller feeling wet. Noticed especially during a social session of modern warfare 2 where the controller is passed, as well as many bowls, to the next person after each match.

Jesus fagtron 3000 let me get you a towel or something. I know you were tryin to finish off 150 headshots with the FAL, but come on give us a courtesy dry every couple minutes. christ xbox hands over here

by dwreck3000 April 30, 2010

Sawyer's Handful

A quantity suggestive of fewer than five, or a short handful.

Derived from the concept of a lumber-mill worker’s (sawyer’s) hand often missing a finger and so less able to hold as much as a whole hand.

Being moody and obnoxious, Scott had only a sawyer's handful of friends.

by Bilham May 14, 2010

hand bomb

hand bomb a 14 or 16 ounce propane cylinder used for portable propane appliances like lanterns stoves heaters and grills which explode on rare occasions and become little bombs when an explosion happens hints the name hand bomb

my buddy had a leaking hand bomb he didnt know it when he lit his cigarette there was a small explosion blowing his front door off its hinges and knocking him to the floor luckilly he was hurt man those hand bombs can be dangerous you better watch out when you use hand bombs

i ran out of hand bombs and had to go the store to get some

by bluebear December 21, 2022

Naughty Hand

One's dominate or preferred hand used to masturbate and self-gratify.

I need to wash my naughty hand. My fingers are sticky.

My naughty hand is numb after ten hours of watching internet porn.

Your mom showed me what she likes to do with her naughty hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

poopy hands

The act of pooping and not washing your hands before leaving the restroom, then rubbing your hands on another persons face while announcing that you indeed have poopy hands. Usually immediately followed by the antagonist singing the poopy hands song.

Adam: Hey Grant, guess what?
Grant: What?
Adam: gently caresses Grant's face I just went to the restroom and I have poopy hands! Oh you love poopy hands, poopy hands on your face.

by gmoney422 May 20, 2016