In the garden

A person who is in a vegetative state. Patient in an lengthy coma. A human vegetable.

Son: My poor mom is in the garden because of her stroke. Shit...lying there like a turnip.

by BigD101 June 18, 2013

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

F in their grade

A F in your grade means that you did good. You did so good that you deserve some ice cream with your parents. If they don’t believe you got a F, tell them you did, and once they see this definition, they will almost always give you what you want.

My son got a F in their grade, he deserves money.

by Ah7s March 29, 2021

big shovel gardening

Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.

"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"

by billythemurderer August 15, 2021

Large Number Garden Number

Large Number Garden Number (Japanese: 巨大数庭園数, LNGN for short) is currently the largest well-defined googologism which is not a salad number. It is equal to f^10(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10) or f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10)))))))))), where f is the function defined in First Order Theory beyond Higher Order Set Theory.

Some person: Whats the biggest number?
Some other person: Grahams number
Some other other person: TREE(3)
Some other other person: Large Number Garden Number

by Freddie_Office March 8, 2023