goobersecond

a speed so fast no one can tell how fast it is and if you do go this speed your skin will evaporate off of your body and you will be going around 1000 times the speed of light times the exponent of 10 to the power of the sun. failure to go exactly 1237 steps per second will result in terminal cancer

nigga 1 bro i just ran a mile
nigga 2 bro forget that i just ran 180000000000000 miles in one goobersecond

by Nigerianprince1212 February 19, 2023

Goober

Synonym for cool, swag etc.
Pronaunciation: gobeer

Simon: whoa your geometry dash level is very goober

by Pussyhunter42069 December 9, 2022

Goober

can mean multiple things
1. peanut
2. a not very smart person, or an idiot
3. a total goofball, and being funny
This word has gained lots of popularity when it appeared in a movie starring the infamous spongebob squarepants

"wow, travis is such a goofy little goober" - goofball
"man, i love goobers" - peanuts
"ong, you are such a goober" - idiot

by AAntis_ January 3, 2023

goober

goober is someone who is a history nerd who really really likes Garfield and who has a goofy name and cant draw

omg is that goober - me
yes - goober

by sentientbread January 6, 2023

Goober

Most black deepwoken player every found

Goober is the most nigga depths farmer every and blackest he will lurke from yo behind

by Tostado_ January 18, 2023

Goober

A Pickleball and marketing enthusiast

Marina is a goober

by zzzzzzzzzZiseric January 18, 2023

Goober

A goober is a person who is gooby or has a lot of goob.

Your such a goober.

by Heheheyup March 19, 2023