futhman

An internet personality of mild fame and corpulent stature, known chiefly for his blog. Characterized by urbane wit, puns, and diverse perversions.

Don't be Futhman, put down that stick of butter and stop playing eelgirl.wmv!

by arafat kazi April 21, 2004

Futo

When puto is not enough to insult someone. Better than saying fucking puto.

Dude you're such a futo for not smashing Courtney!

puto cuerco fuerco

by Starbienpinshependejo October 11, 2015

Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

by Funandgames August 14, 2017

future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003

FutureHistory

something SO!! good and great it's better than perfect it's future history one day in the future kids will be learning about it in class during history lessons

1 i'm the future man i'm futurehistory,
2 Damn she's fine - she's futurehistory,
3 this gang, were future history right here in the making scoobs.

by FutureHistory April 25, 2006

futuretruth

a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.

I told her I never slept with that girl. I don't tell lies, I tell futuretruths.

by Chuck K July 20, 2007

futilise

To use an item so inappropriate for the require task that it either causes damage or makes the task impossible to complete.

Example #1: I futilised my teeth to cut the lawn today.
Example #2: I futilised tap water to clean my turned-on camera's lens...

by T-B May 12, 2008