Royal flush

An act of oral sex performed on a male partner while seated on an open active comode during use. Also referred to as crowning. Or polishing the kings septor .

She and i just had our version of a royal flush !

by Bitch ass 1 January 1, 2018

Frick Flush February

It is a month where you don't flush the toilet or urinal. If you don't do it, you will get Poop Head.

Permanently, frick flush February is the new no nut November.
BTW, sub to pewdiepie

by Doing Ur Mom January 16, 2020

courtesy flush

Over 50 and never heard of the courtesy flush. I figured once it's out it's out and hide your head and run.

I suppose an example could be as soon as your ready to go, flush and at least the noise helps cover up any noise. God forbid there be noise. I've tried to wait until the entire BR was empty feeling so self conscience about something no one but I do, right??????.....Never fail, soon as I hit the door and almost get my butt to the seat here comes someone. Tricky part, making it go back up until the room is empty. Well I no longer wait for an empty room but am sure excited to learn about this courtesy flush thing. And it really works???????...I'm going to the store now to test this and will report back.

by kathy, the other one September 21, 2006

Royal Flush

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

by Calico August 5, 2007

straight flush

Having someone take a dump in a woman's mouth and right afterwards she sucks dick with a mouth full of feces.

"Jason took a dump in my mouth and I gave Matt the straight flush."

by Priscilla Purple Allen October 17, 2008

Royal flush

1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).

1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...

2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.

by 30357 April 20, 2009

Fluster

What the kids are calling it these days.

David: "Dude did you fluster Sally last night?"
Beckett: "Dude, I took her up to make out point and we flustered all night!"
David: "That's gnarly bruh!"

by seanniebabe00 October 2, 2018