Anna and the French Kiss

Awesomest romantic book in the world about friends who live in a boarding school in Paris. Some side effects will be not being able to let go of the book, extreme contentment and the desire to live in the book. So overall its a darn good book.

"Wow that girl ,Abby, looks like she fell in love."
"Ya she just finished reading Anna and the French Kiss!"

by Tvery January 10, 2012

wahburger and french cries

what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems

If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"

by Reality!! April 9, 2012

Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice!

One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!

Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"

Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"

by Walker and French January 8, 2008

French Roast

The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.

Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.

by Guano Valdez September 30, 2007

french baguette

A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.

Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"

by Tunisius September 19, 2013

French Dip

The Female Version of Tea Bagging. The act of lowering one's labia onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping roast beef into au jus.

Damn bitch French Dipped me and I couldn't breath!

by Kray 17 May 13, 2010

French Fondue

When somebody puts melted chocolate (room temperature) in a girl's vagina and then eats her out.

-Dude, I totally French fondued my girlfriend yesterday!
-Awesome! Did you get chocolate all over the place?

by Sean Payne November 1, 2007